How embarrassing

[rockettqween]

So, I've had my yahoo account for about 4 years now. I've never actually done the IM thing though. Mostly cause of moving around so much I didn't have access to a computer.

I forgot all about yahoo profiles.

Until I got an instant message from some guy named George who wanted to know, "do you strip? would you like to model for me? I looked at your profile."

I told him to go away. I'm retired.

I updated the damn thing immediately thereafter.

There it was. Single mom. Two jobs. Exotic dancer, Likes drinking, debauchery, and french kissing in Las Vegas.

Oh.... the pain of past stupidity.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow....

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[iamwells.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling, not that I've ever been an exotic dancer.

I once saw a guy I had not seen for almost five years. We caught up on some things, and when we were closing our conversation, we exchanged numbers and all that crap, and he said "Yeah, man-- give me a call! We'll hang out, drink some beers, and do some angel dust or sumthin'!"

Ugh.

Re: Poisonous Pasts

[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's always the old drug buddies/orgy buddies too.

Eeek. Sometimes I get lucky and see them coming before they see me. Luckily my hair's a lot different than it was 5 or 6 years ago so a lot of times I can manage to hide.

[izador.livejournal.com]

Doh!

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

No shit.