Friends, Enemies, and Snake Charmers

[rockettqween]

A word on friends.... My friends are probably one of the most important things in my life. Because I simply adore my friends, I endure 9 months of terrible weather here in seattle per year. I almost moved out of this place a little over a month ago, but due to the fact that numerous people got together to tell me how fabulous I was and the fact that the person I was to travel with stopped telling me this a long time ago and became not much more to me than a living hot water bottle to dust around due to crippling depression they refused to try to do anything about except bolt the state. I wanted to get out of this one way ticket to constant misery and because I knew I had people to back me up and listen to my incessant chatter I felt okay in doing this. They also had couch space. I have a wonderful collection of friends, enemies, and aquaintances. Some of whom will read this so I must take this opportunity to kiss as much ass as possible. As far as enemies go, I call them my "Fan Club" because those who don't like me REALLY don't like me and I find the methods they go about to let me know this and their reactions to my presence so damned funny it's almost fun to run into them. Playing pool against them is another story completely and in that case it's almost better for me to just pass up the opportunity. Seeing as I can turn into a seething ugly creature of blackness when my ego is insulted. I just try to avoid conflict. Which is of course why I keep a distance from the fan club as poking at them would only lead to problems. You don't like me? Stay away from me. I'll try to do the same for you. I could write a page or two on friends and I don't feel like it right now. More will be forthcoming. I'm scattered today. As in everyday. God I love Skinny Puppy.

Comments

[geekalpha.livejournal.com]

Remember: It's all about ME!

I think you are mistaken

[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Oh, my poor sad, sorry, misguided friend, when are you going to learn? I think someone neglected to mention to you that It's actually... really... all about *ME* !!!! Oh, and I'm going to have to spank you for the detatchable ponytail product idea. It made me cringe most acutely. Other than that, you rule. Now go out and impale something.

Me

[geekalpha.livejournal.com]

:::pointing at ME:::

As for spanking... It my job to dole those out.

Re: Me

[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Oooh... a spanking? A Spanking? And then after the spanking.....

You know...

[geekalpha.livejournal.com]

...it's just not good if she doesn't cry.