Jesus Fuck!

Oct. 1st, 2002 02:11 am
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Is it October already?


It was cold tonight. Really frickin cold. I hate it cold.

I like Halloween. I always have. The only thing I don't like about Halloween is when it's over it's the start of the dreaded "holiday season". Time to give thanks to our ancestors for clearing out the locals so us Europeans could build a strip mall and then we get to celebrate Baby In A Barn Day which sparked off the conquering of land to build said strip malls followed by one night marking the passing of another year in the life followed by waking up and starting fresh with a bad hangover. Then a bunch of cold gray weather until we celebrate the mating ritual with a bunch of chocolate and money expenditures on International Excuse To Be Ultra Nice To Our Loved One Day followed by the celebration of the death of said Baby In Barn who has now grown up to be honored on Dead Man on a Stick Day. Well, I suppose celebrating the death of the one who sparked off the conquering of native populations in honor of the ever important strip mall isn't a bad idea is it?

So, I will say, months in advance on this the first day of October:


Date: 2002-10-01 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I went to the mall yesterday; I had time to kill and needed something to read. I picked up the first part of Frank Miller's sequel to the classic The Dark Knight Returns. That may be a bad idea. Anyway, I saw decorations for Baby in a Barn day already.


Date: 2002-10-02 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Bad bad baby in a barn.

Date: 2002-10-02 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Doesn't bother me yet; I'm celebrating a monthlong Halloween.


Date: 2002-10-04 04:14 am (UTC)

Date: 2002-10-01 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Can I get a HELL YEAH from the people in the back, please?

You must be the only other confirmed atheist I have found on LJ.

Date: 2002-10-01 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Then you haven't been to [ profile] atheist

Date: 2002-10-01 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Now, I have.

Hell......I even joined.


Date: 2002-10-02 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I never said I was a true atheist, I just don't believe in "God".

Spiritual? Yes.

Christian? Hell no.


Date: 2002-10-01 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So the fake plastic, I'm so fucking jolly it hurts my ribs, smile gets painted on my grim face a day before "THANK YOU COSTCO FOR GIVING US THE FUCKING DEAD BUT AFFORTABLE BUTTER WHIPPED BIRD AND PUMPKIN PIE" Day.. The condition of this smile begins to wear, look a little weathered and cracked a few weeks after.. I witness how our economy goes into the shitter and slllooowwwssss down in order for the SUV family packing yuppies to rush to the strip malls in order to fight over the fucking toys that lay in the corners of the backyard, dead, buries, and torn to shit...
A MONTH of fucking stress.. A whole month of swiping the numbers out of the ribbons on your credit cards.. "this one doesn't work?? hmmm.. well the smile that comes across my kid's greedy little, I'm pretending to not be a fucking horror for a day to get presents, face will be all the worth of plunging head first into the vat of credit card minimum balance HELL for one year...
My brother-in-law and I have an ongoing tradition.. IT's called, "Meet you at the kitchen bar at 9 am for MERRY FUCKING XMAS, I CANT STAND THIS MANY RELITIVES IN ONE ROOM, WHO'S GONNA FUCK UP FIRST AND BRING THE FAT JOLLY MAN OUT OF THE FAKE TREE OF HAPPINESS" SHOTS!!!


BRING ON HALLOWEEN however!! *wink*

Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!

Date: 2002-10-02 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Well, not good to dwell on the future I guess.

Halloween. I will think of Halloween.

It was lovely to see you tonight. *smooch*

Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!

Date: 2002-10-04 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me. I live under a rock and need to be reminded that there's life outside of Renton!

Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!

Date: 2002-10-04 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!

Date: 2002-10-05 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What? I didnt' get out of bed at all today except to eat and watch a rerun of South Park. I got Rocky tomorrow? What you doing Sunday?

Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!

Date: 2002-10-05 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sunday is open... Let's boogie!!

Does that sound kinda' retro??

Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!

Date: 2002-10-07 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nah... just kinda groovy.


Date: 2002-10-04 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You probably shouldn't give me any ideas....


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