Jesus Fuck!
Oct. 1st, 2002 02:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rockettqweenIs it October already?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was cold tonight. Really frickin cold. I hate it cold.
I like Halloween. I always have. The only thing I don't like about Halloween is when it's over it's the start of the dreaded "holiday season". Time to give thanks to our ancestors for clearing out the locals so us Europeans could build a strip mall and then we get to celebrate Baby In A Barn Day which sparked off the conquering of land to build said strip malls followed by one night marking the passing of another year in the life followed by waking up and starting fresh with a bad hangover. Then a bunch of cold gray weather until we celebrate the mating ritual with a bunch of chocolate and money expenditures on International Excuse To Be Ultra Nice To Our Loved One Day followed by the celebration of the death of said Baby In Barn who has now grown up to be honored on Dead Man on a Stick Day. Well, I suppose celebrating the death of the one who sparked off the conquering of native populations in honor of the ever important strip mall isn't a bad idea is it?
So, I will say, months in advance on this the first day of October:
HAPPY EASTER!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was cold tonight. Really frickin cold. I hate it cold.
I like Halloween. I always have. The only thing I don't like about Halloween is when it's over it's the start of the dreaded "holiday season". Time to give thanks to our ancestors for clearing out the locals so us Europeans could build a strip mall and then we get to celebrate Baby In A Barn Day which sparked off the conquering of land to build said strip malls followed by one night marking the passing of another year in the life followed by waking up and starting fresh with a bad hangover. Then a bunch of cold gray weather until we celebrate the mating ritual with a bunch of chocolate and money expenditures on International Excuse To Be Ultra Nice To Our Loved One Day followed by the celebration of the death of said Baby In Barn who has now grown up to be honored on Dead Man on a Stick Day. Well, I suppose celebrating the death of the one who sparked off the conquering of native populations in honor of the ever important strip mall isn't a bad idea is it?
So, I will say, months in advance on this the first day of October:
HAPPY EASTER!!!!
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Date: 2002-10-01 04:33 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-02 03:12 am (UTC)Bad bad baby in a barn.
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Date: 2002-10-02 05:25 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-04 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-01 06:51 am (UTC)You must be the only other confirmed atheist I have found on LJ.
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Date: 2002-10-01 07:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-01 08:47 am (UTC)Hell......I even joined.
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Date: 2002-10-02 03:10 am (UTC)I never said I was a true atheist, I just don't believe in "God".
Spiritual? Yes.
Christian? Hell no.
HoldaySoHurry!!!!
Date: 2002-10-01 03:18 pm (UTC)A MONTH of fucking stress.. A whole month of swiping the numbers out of the ribbons on your credit cards.. "this one doesn't work?? hmmm.. well the smile that comes across my kid's greedy little, I'm pretending to not be a fucking horror for a day to get presents, face will be all the worth of plunging head first into the vat of credit card minimum balance HELL for one year...
My brother-in-law and I have an ongoing tradition.. IT's called, "Meet you at the kitchen bar at 9 am for MERRY FUCKING XMAS, I CANT STAND THIS MANY RELITIVES IN ONE ROOM, WHO'S GONNA FUCK UP FIRST AND BRING THE FAT JOLLY MAN OUT OF THE FAKE TREE OF HAPPINESS" SHOTS!!!
~whew~
BRING ON HALLOWEEN however!! *wink*
Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!
Date: 2002-10-02 03:02 am (UTC)Well, not good to dwell on the future I guess.
Halloween. I will think of Halloween.
It was lovely to see you tonight. *smooch*
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Date: 2002-10-02 08:59 am (UTC)Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!
Date: 2002-10-04 04:12 am (UTC)Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!
Date: 2002-10-04 07:44 am (UTC)Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!
Date: 2002-10-05 05:51 am (UTC)Re: HoldaySoHurry!!!!
Date: 2002-10-05 11:18 am (UTC)Does that sound kinda' retro??
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Date: 2002-10-07 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-04 06:00 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-04 06:54 am (UTC)