I Knew It Was a Snake When I Picked It Up

[rockettqween]

Now that the smoke has cleared it's time to update.....

-My workout partner is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

-My ex-husband is a bit of a turd and blew it big time.

-My workout partner is gloating.

-I managed not to create a scene in front of the Vogue tonight when said ex-husband came by to drop off the dancing heels I left in his car. Maturity points for me. I really wanted to unleash with a torrent of screams and obscenities just like I used to do 7 years ago. Amazing how you can revert back to old behavior so quickly. Suddenly it's 1995 all over again.

Now random quotes from last week, random so that nobody gets the whole story:

"I'm sorry honey, you married an ass weasel."

"You are a master at self-destruction. I've never seen anybody do it so well."

"How often do I get to go on a date?"
"I don't know.... How often do you get the chance to have me suck your cock?"

"Bastard."

"Would you mind too terribly playing 'I've suffered Long Enough'?"

"You're standing me up to go on a date. That's really fucked up."

"We'll have plenty of time to see each other when I move back to seattle in three weeks or so."

"Really."

"There is no one more important than me."

"I just thought I'd call and tell you not to do anything stupid, like get back together with your ex."

"Thanks. I wasn't really considering it."

"Pussy!"

"Help! There's someone on my friends list that looks like Marlene Dietrich!"

"You should beat him up."

"Wow. I've seen you mad, but I've never seen you pissed."

"I have a cold."

"I'm really sorry."

"No, I wouldn't know.... but I do read bathroom walls."

"I have tentative plans."

"So, the boyfriend, the ex-husband and the old man are after you."

"She OD'd this morning."

"Oh shit."

"He found her in his bed."

"Oh shit."

"I'm confused."

"I'm pissed."

"I'm sick to my stomach."

Comments

[haate.livejournal.com]

"Would you mind too terribly playing 'I've suffered Long Enough'?"

and with that, i think i finally can place a face with this name ;)
unless i'm on crack.

hmm...
fuck. there goes any chance of me being sure ;)

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

I think you're right. Being as I have a strict no real name policy on LJ (unless it's a famous person) I couldn't specify earlier but I believe you were coming up the stairs as I was requesting said song, yes? So now I know who you are too. I think. Unless I'm on crack as well. (I am drinking corporate coffee right now). I stole you off of cryfordawn's friends list seeing as we had enough lj friends in common, I figured we'd bump into each other eventually.

[haate.livejournal.com]

aye, i think that we're both in the right then...well, nice to be able to place a face :)

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Yes. Not disappointed I hope?

[haate.livejournal.com]

not in the least :)

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Ditto.