TOP REASONS WHY THE CRIMINOLOGIST HAS NO FUCKING NECK
10) It was stolen by Dr. Frank-N-Furter and used to build Rocky. 9) It was given to the Hapschatts as a wedding present. 8) Because he's neither human nor Transylvanian; but something far, far worse. 7) It was confiscated by security when he tried to enter the theater with it. 6) A jealous husband shot it off after catching the Criminologist "necking" with his wife. 5) He had it surgically removed and transplanted to somewhere where he needed the length more. 4) He sold it to the Devil (he has no soul) for the ability to Time Warp. 3) He shot it off trying to imitate Kurt Cobain. 2) It was amputated after a hickey got infected. 1) He lost it (allegedly) in a questionable Arkansas banking deal.
Speaking of Rocky Geeks, this was one crazy late night post-show IHOP idea that went a little too far when the Seattle cast decided to do a Rocky Horror Muppet Show. I'm the one on acid getting felt up by a frog. Brad and Janet were the "Special Guest Stars". I still cringe thinking about it sometimes.
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Date: 2002-09-24 04:50 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-09-26 03:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-26 03:56 am (UTC)10) It was stolen by Dr. Frank-N-Furter and used to build Rocky.
9) It was given to the Hapschatts as a wedding present.
8) Because he's neither human nor Transylvanian; but something far, far worse.
7) It was confiscated by security when he tried to enter the theater with it.
6) A jealous husband shot it off after catching the Criminologist "necking" with his wife.
5) He had it surgically removed and transplanted to somewhere where he needed the length more.
4) He sold it to the Devil (he has no soul) for the ability to Time Warp.
3) He shot it off trying to imitate Kurt Cobain.
2) It was amputated after a hickey got infected.
1) He lost it (allegedly) in a questionable Arkansas banking deal.
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Date: 2002-09-26 04:37 am (UTC)Damn Rocky Geeks.
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Date: 2002-09-26 04:57 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-09-27 06:51 pm (UTC)Cool...
Date: 2002-09-27 07:36 pm (UTC)Re: Cool...
Date: 2002-09-27 08:27 pm (UTC)