La Femme Drag King

[rockettqween]

Went to karaoke with the damned tonight. I was wearing a three piece suit and a tie and I've come to the conclusion that chicks dig other chicks in suits.

My sinuses are acting up. My microphone performance was mediocre at best. I really only went because Mr. RIIIIIIIIIIght and his girlfriend needed a ride which myself and workout partner were able to provide.

I think I would have rather been at the Vogue dancing in the Cruel Shoes and sneering at people.

Maybe next week.

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[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

Went to karaoke with the damned tonight.

Isn't that redundant? Karaoke has always seemed a hellish experience to me...

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Hehehe...

Karaoke = people who shouldn't drink + people who shouldn't sing

Well, doing karaoke in a dive gay bar at least provides much entertainment.

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

There are some people who can't sing, and know they can't sing -- until they have a few drinks and lose their inhibitions. Yeah, sometimes it's funny, but sometimes it's a train wreck...

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

But if you saw a train wreck you'd stare, wouldn't you?

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

Well, if I was trapped¹ in the bar, sure! But I can't stand people who slow down to rubberneck at accidents when they're driving, and clog up traffic for everyone else.

¹For me, being "trapped in a bar" means that there's still vodka left there that I haven't drank yet.

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... good point. But auto accidents are so common, how long has it been since someone's seen a good old fashioned train wreck?

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

I didn't see it, but there was a pretty serious derailment here a month or so ago.

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[rockettqween.livejournal.com]

Oh. I probably would have stared. But then I'm kind of morbid. I do hang out in dive gay karaoke bars.