Ass Weasels Part I

[rockettqween]

Here's a rant about ass weasels:


Ass Weasels Suck. Die Ass Weasels Die. You know who I'm talking about. If you are an ass weasel you've somehow accessed this journal through accident. Or you're just snooping and you're someone I don't like. My friends are NOT Ass weasels.

How to tell an ass weasel:

1. I don't hang out with ass weasels. Anyone I'm hanging out with is exempt
2. I may be having a stupid heated conversation with an ass weasel. This does not constitute "hanging out"
3. Ass Weasels are synonymous with pandering eunichs
4. Ass weasels are also synonymous with knobs, scensters, phonies, bill collectors, stalkers, HR directors, meter maids, people who get kicked out of the Vogue for invading personal space, etc.
5. Ass weasels are the people on the dance floor with a whip hanging of their belt flailing around haphazardly grazing other dancers.
6. Ass weasels dance with cigarettes
7. Ass weasels think Peter Murphy is still god.
8. Ass weasels invade personal space. ALL THE TIME.
9. Ass weasels will hit on a girl while SHE is flailing around on the dance floor and then look hurt when they "accidentally" get kicked.
10. Ass weasels ask for cigarettes before saying hello
11. Ass weasels sometimes have mullets
12. Mullet wearing folks are almost always ass weasels
13. Ass weasels dance with their beer, spilling on and making the dance floor hazardous to folks who really want to and can dance
14. Ass weasels assume they can beat ANY girl at pool just because she is a girl and then make excuses for getting their weasel ass kicked. (i.e. too drunk, too distracted, bad table, etc.)
15. Ass weasels get drunk and make death threats
16. Ass weasels are just dumb.

More on ass weasels at a later date.