You know you're in a relationship when....

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You no longer bother to hold in your farts.

Embarrassing grooming habits come out of the closet.

Instead of gently trying to turn them, you just whack them when they snore.

You share the sink at the same time.

You use the toilet when they're in the shower.

You realize if you sleep with someone else someone's going to get mad.

When people see you out alone they ask you where your boyfriend/girlfriend is.

You tend toward one particular side of the bed.

Hanging out without them seems odd and somewhat naughty in a good way.

You've had "the exclusivity talk".

You know what they like to eat, what music they hate, what weird little things they do for no reason, what they say in their sleep, and you suddenly freak out when you realize half of their closet is populated with your clothes.

Here we go again......