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rockettqweenDonut luge: Little chocolate donuts, a kitchen floor, and a thong.
Strip down to nothing but a thong. If you do not have a thong, one will be provided for you. Don't worry if it doesn't fit. Place little hostess donettes (or generic chocolatey coated silver dollar sized donuts) 4-6 inches (depending on the size of the ass) apart on kitchen floor. While wearing thong, sit on chocolate donuts. Someone will then grab your legs and drag you across the kitchen floor. Whoever leaves the longest chocolatey coating skid mark wins.
Yes, this actually happened a few years ago. I was there when the idea was born. It was the result of some sleep deprivation, vodka, and some, uh, interesting tobacco. Thank god I didn't strap on a thong for the event. I just donated two to the cause and helped referee. The white thong had some interesting chocolate stains on it that looked just wrong.
WRONG I TELL YOU! WRONG!
Strip down to nothing but a thong. If you do not have a thong, one will be provided for you. Don't worry if it doesn't fit. Place little hostess donettes (or generic chocolatey coated silver dollar sized donuts) 4-6 inches (depending on the size of the ass) apart on kitchen floor. While wearing thong, sit on chocolate donuts. Someone will then grab your legs and drag you across the kitchen floor. Whoever leaves the longest chocolatey coating skid mark wins.
Yes, this actually happened a few years ago. I was there when the idea was born. It was the result of some sleep deprivation, vodka, and some, uh, interesting tobacco. Thank god I didn't strap on a thong for the event. I just donated two to the cause and helped referee. The white thong had some interesting chocolate stains on it that looked just wrong.
WRONG I TELL YOU! WRONG!
