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May. 19th, 2002
I Should Have Known It Was Over When....
May. 19th, 2002 06:10 pmEmbarrassing but true relationship red flags I've ignored in the past:
-He took me to a cemetary on our first date.
-He had a twin bed with a Mickey Mouse bedspread on it.
-He was a devout Christian.
-He made me a mix tape featuring the song, "I Will Always Love You" as sung by Whitney Houston.
-He asked me if he could borrow a condom so he could "wear it around the house and get used to how it feels" with a straight face.
-Three words: Magic the Gathering
-He didn't believe in premarital sex.
-He told me I could live with his grandmother in Indiana while he finished getting a degree so he could become a Sunday school teacher and then we could get married.
Okay more later.
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-He took me to a cemetary on our first date.
-He had a twin bed with a Mickey Mouse bedspread on it.
-He was a devout Christian.
-He made me a mix tape featuring the song, "I Will Always Love You" as sung by Whitney Houston.
-He asked me if he could borrow a condom so he could "wear it around the house and get used to how it feels" with a straight face.
-Three words: Magic the Gathering
-He didn't believe in premarital sex.
-He told me I could live with his grandmother in Indiana while he finished getting a degree so he could become a Sunday school teacher and then we could get married.
Okay more later.
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