Jul. 1st, 2002

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Live Journal - Mental Masturbatory Exhibitionism meets Intellectual Voyeurism.

Karaoke - People who shouldn't drink meets People who shouldn't sing.

Drama - Rabid Attention Whores meets People Bored With TV.
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"Trolls bonk vampires. Vampires kill trolls."

"I think it'd be funny if women went bald."
"Really? I think it'd be funny if men got pregnant."
"Touche."

"Oh shit."

"I always pictured that song with a video of some girl stabbing some guy in his sleep."

"I can't do anything right now. I'm offline."

"Where'd you think I got the numbers?"

"Oh my god."

"I just called to tell you that you rock."

"I haven't had sex with a girl in two days."

"How do you get your body to turn that color?"

"You told someone I was violent. You suck."

"He's an eighty-five year old black man. Oh yeah baby. Give it to me."

"No. You can't have a hug."

"I can't eat these things. They give me horrible gas."

"Sausage.... and hot freakin' syrup."

"He's stuck at the Canadian border."

"Can I crash your party?"

"It's just not a night unless you two show up."

"It's against the rules to shave before playing with firearms."

"You're welcome to come to Columbus, Ohio next week."

"I think we should leave."

"I'm not sure I can deal with this."

"She pissed on the vent again."

"Never carpool."

"I'm being a dumbass."

"TFD"

"I just want french fries. Just french fries. That's all I ordered. Just FRENCH FRIES!!!!!"

"Can he have your number? He thinks you're hot."

"Everybody was home and I just couldn't make food."

"I'm having a hard time with this."

"Who is siege and why do you keep laying him?"
"What'sa matter? Jealous?"

"Ouch."
"That's what he said."

"I just love stinking up public rest rooms."

"Do you feel better now?"

"Playstation 2 is EVIL."

"I'm peaceful. Much better than the way I was. But you better not get in my way or I WILL knock you out."

"Are you doing okay?"
"No."

"Aw. Come on. Sing Don't Stop Believin'. It makes me horny."

"The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'"


As you can tell, it was a rough weekend.

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