Apr. 25th, 2002

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I don't know. I don't care. I don't know. I don't care. Surrender to character building. So, at times like these. It's sometimes recommended that one looks at what one is grateful for. I'm going to take this one step further and list what I'm pissed about and its antidote.

For example:

Being too broke to buy condoms when you run out = You have a reason to buy them. They've obviously been used up. Seeing as this is a temporary problem, as during the day one can get "a grip" of condoms free all over the place it's time to expore appitizers as food (i.e. oral sex) Would you rather be too broke to buy condoms or have a truckload approaching their expiration date while you feel like a loser and masturbate to birds chirping? Hmmmm.....

Being broke period. = Character building. Exploring a network of options. Um... help me out here...What's


Oh god. Time to take a break in the lj action as Suicide Boy has just called on my cell phone and while trying to turn off the ringer I accidentally answered it. Meanwhile I was fucking with mp3's and having my cleavage kissed. I can't multitask THAT well. Suicide boy just hung up in a huff after calling me shallow. Ass Weasel. Ass Weasel. Ass Weasel. What a dumb conversation that started out with me saying "Oh shit. I didn't mean to do that. Um fuck. Hello?" I have caller ID for a reason.

Okay abandoning previous train of thought for some meaningless statitstics. I'm giving up on the Pollyanna bs about what's good about being broke.

Meaninless statistics about what the Rocket Queen likes (It's a cheesy favorites list. When overwhelmed with stuff. I make lists)

Favorite movies: Star Wars, Blue Velvet, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, Wild at Heart, Breakfast at Tiffany's etc.

Favorite movie to "not watch" in bed: Star Wars

Least favorite movie to "not watch" in bed: any porn featuring a spirit guide, health food or a "positive sexual message"

Least favorite movies: Spirit guide porn, Showgirls, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead

Movies that made me cry: Apocalypse Now, Bugsy, motherfucking E.T., Wild at Heart (long story)

Movies that put me in a reflective mood for a week or more: Fight Club, Apocalypse Now, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Casino, Bugsy, Wild at Heart (long story)

Disturbing movies I'm not sure I want to see again: Scanners, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Bambi, Old Yeller, Empire of the Sun, Mississippi Burning, Wild at Heart (long story)

Disturbing movies on general principles: Showgirls, anything with Kris Kristofferson or Mel Gibson or Mariah Carey or Burt Reynolds, "Women's Porn"

People I hate on general principles: Badly Dancing Boy, People who hurt or molest children, Pandering Eunuchs, Bill collectors, Women who view other women as competition to be eliminated.

Most embarrassing moment at the Mercury while drunk: "Excuse me, are you aware that you're pouring tequila in your purse?"

Original movie star crush: Harrison Ford as Han Solo

Most embarrassing sexual longing in a Disney Movie: The candlestick in Beauty and the Beast

Favorite sexual position: Depends

Favorite Condom: Trojan Ultra Thin

Least Favorite condom: Lifestyles Snugger Fit/ Rough Riders

Favorite pick up/come on lines: "I may not be well hung, but I come fast." Apparently women find this funny until they go home with the guy. One of my favorite people swears by this.

"Well, we could play another game of pool, or we could just go make out somewhere."

"Are you ready to be impaled?"

"I could just fuck you."

"I have a Hello Kitty vibrator." Okay. This one didn't work but it made me laugh a lot.

"Tell me now before I blow $50 on drinks."

"Let's go roll around"
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